As it turns out, others who are also feeling dazed by the untimely demise of the UnTurkey have decided to take an “open source” approach to life after the UnTurkey. And I have to admit that they are speaking to my pain when they say:

“… for some of us, the UnTurkey has become a holiday tradition, and you just don’t f**k with people’s holiday traditions.”

Just when I was trying to really get into the holiday spirit this year too. Sigh.